Catch Alan and the rest of the Wolfpack in the epic conclusion to The Hangover Trilogy – in theaters TODAY! Get tickets: http://hangoverpart3.com
teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
do you ever wonder what you would look like at your full potential like perfect hair and clear skin and a perfect body like damn
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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